I have returned from a brief sojourn to recant tales of wonder and awe. Well not quite.
Mr Phoenix has been quite busy since I have been away and so I have compiled a new set of insightful views on Life, the Universe and Everything as espoused by this most enigmatic of intellects. I have fed them into the Electronic BraneTM and here are the results for your enjoyment....
(Oh btw once again I garrauntee that these quotes, gleaned from pages and pages of chatlogs, are unaltered and unabridged, simply taken out of their original context.)
INTRO
Joe Phoenix > hi
Joe Phoenix > know who i am?
Joe Phoenix > oh crap here we go again.
Joe Phoenix > can you handle this?
WHAT'S JOE BEEN TALKING ABOUT LATELY?
Joe Phoenix > how come you are in zedrik cayne's corp?
Joe Phoenix > hold up
Joe Phoenix > i don't want to tell oyu want to do or anything
Joe Phoenix > dude just leave your corp
Joe Phoenix > and join somone else
Joe Phoenix > you won't regret it
Joe Phoenix > im more of a bfbc2 guy
WIRED FOR SOUND
Joe Phoenix > can you lisson?
Joe Phoenix > i mean do u have speakers?
MORE DESLEXIA
Joe Phoenix > trouble spelling? do i?
Joe Phoenix > dyslexia strikes again
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU SUED CCP, JOE? AND WHY WOULD YOU?
Joe Phoenix > sue ccp? thats actuelly not a bad idea, they would probably crash in court or hire george bush as a charector witness. But please cayne next time you edit a chat log please try to make the lies you spin at least SOUND real.
Joe Phoenix > they have to abide my a set of rules for online gaming
Joe Phoenix > its a legal requirement
Joe Phoenix > dealing with and banning people who make RW threats, harrase other people, attempt to effect thier real lives
Joe Phoenix > hate mail being one of them
Joe Phoenix > otherwise they cant operate the game in countries like, for example the UK
Joe Phoenix > CCP own the forums that cayne has been posting in
Joe Phoenix > CCP allow cayne to harras players from not only my corp
Joe Phoenix > but countless others
Joe Phoenix > its basicly againest the EULA
Joe Phoenix > we're probably taking him and CCP to court over this
TELL ME MORE ABOUT ZEDRIK CAYNE AND THIS ALLEDGED HARASSMENT
Joe Phoenix > right well im just telling u zedrik is a fucktard
Joe Phoenix > he's a mental patient IRL and uses corp mates as meat shields
Joe Phoenix > but zedrik is the WORST piece of shit i have ever come accross in eve
Joe Phoenix > hes a scamming griefer
Joe Phoenix > he bullys corps into collapse
Joe Phoenix > tried to do it for 9 months with me
Joe Phoenix > he griefed me for 12 months none stop
Joe Phoenix > wrote pages of shit about me on the forum
Joe Phoenix > harrased me in game and out of game
Joe Phoenix > sent me hate mail through the post
Joe Phoenix > made real world threats
Joe Phoenix > Ironically now that im not a noob and have combat skills i can't undock anyway because of these stupid patches
Joe Phoenix > But if i get a chance i might strap a pair of warp core stabilizers on and fly around the system to **** cayne off like the good old days , ahh how he whinned....
Joe Phoenix > this is his last victim
Joe Phoenix > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1396339
Joe Phoenix > this guy was really nice
Joe Phoenix > zedrik made him quiet
Joe Phoenix > put my friend in hospital
Joe Phoenix > through blood pressure problems
Joe Phoenix > had my cousin in tears
Joe Phoenix > after some of the crap he said
Joe Phoenix > he is so fucked up dude i swear!
ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT ZEDRIK CAYNE AND THE IEEE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MORE THAN JUST SEIZING ASSESTS AND ENFORCING GOOD STANDARDS?
Joe Phoenix > im afraid thats what standards and practices do
Joe Phoenix > they bully people for fun
Joe Phoenix > and then brag about it on the forum
Joe Phoenix > if you want to be a part of that then thats your choice
Joe Phoenix > http://zedrikcayne.blogspot.com/?zx=456c3c4485b4f84f
Joe Phoenix > that is but SOME of the crap
Joe Phoenix > look i'll find on of his latest posts
Joe Phoenix > http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1396339
Joe Phoenix > zedrik is a lier dude
Joe Phoenix > everything he says is a lie
Joe Phoenix > EVERYTHING
Joe Phoenix > put my director into hospitalfor high blood pressure
Joe Phoenix > my director couldn't walk and was aggrophobic after a horrific car crash
Joe Phoenix > he doesn't HAVE anything else
Joe Phoenix > or should i say had
Joe Phoenix > he's dead.
Joe Phoenix > and im sure zedrik harrasing him didn't help
Joe Phoenix > had my cousin in tears
Joe Phoenix > who is 5
Joe Phoenix > he had me at my wits end and im healthy
Joe Phoenix > cant imagine what it did to him
Joe Phoenix > ofcourse i explain this to cayne
Joe Phoenix > he just laughed
Joe Phoenix > he is a lieing piece of shit
Joe Phoenix > oh and he sent me real life hate mail through the post
Joe Phoenix > lisson dude gods honest truth i cannot tell you how much of a piece of shit this guy is
GOD'S HONEST TRUTH? ISN'T THAT...A BIT BLASPHEMOUS?
Joe Phoenix > erm actuelly matie boy, im buddist, so i couldn't give two shits about your lord or being in contempt of him :)
Joe Phoenix > i had a priest like you once.. he touched me...
Joe Phoenix > i don't want to talk about it.
OK. ANYONE OUT THERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEND A MESSAGE TO TODAY?
Joe Phoenix > could you please tell t1mmeh about what a little shit zedrik is
Joe Phoenix > i think sycotic is the word i would use.
Joe Phoenix > i think i told him to fuck off once
Joe Phoenix > its not an opinion dude, its a fact
Joe Phoenix > why would shooting me possibly be a good idea :P
AND WHAT FUN PLANS HAVE YOU FOR THE COMING WEEKEND?
Joe Phoenix > on the weekend i run naked across a firing range for the thrills
Joe Phoenix > well get used to it, i streak when i get into a fight
Joe Phoenix > its an awesome defence mechanism
Joe Phoenix > scares the crap out of people
Joe Phoenix > also a great way to pick up the ladies :P
Joe Phoenix > dude i know the perfect place
Joe Phoenix > drop your corp and i'll show you where to go for some REAL fun :)
Joe Phoenix > i wonder if spank is on...
Joe Phoenix > no she isn't
Joe Phoenix > seriously dude if you want some real fun, go somwhere else
Joe Phoenix > YES!!! I cought another anal ****
THANKS FOR YOUR TIME
Joe Phoenix > that was predictable
Joe Phoenix > well enjoy being a sad act who cant get any action :)
Looks like Im going to have to do some repairs on the Electric BraneTM this time around. It seems a little... befuddled........
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