Joe Phoenix > could you quite posting stupid posts on the forum


Joe Phoenix > wow your all here to talk to me!

Hello again Dear Reader. About two months ago, Zedrik was interviewed about the "Joe Phoenix" issue, and apparently Joe was asked to do an interview too. This second interview has never materialised. In the interests of completeness, we here at IEEE we have fed all of the information we have on Joe Phoenix into an Artificial BraneTM as well as several possible questions, and this has produced this simulation of a what an interview with JOe Phoenix could possibly have looked like. Please be aware dear reader, this is only a simulation and NOT in anyway a sly dig at your friend and mine, Joe Phoenix.

1. How would you describe yourself?
Joe Phoenix > im some what of a collectable

2. How would others describe you?
Joe Phoenix > kill mail

3. Do you consider yourself successful?
Joe Phoenix > i have failed in no way
Joe Phoenix > infact, iv succeded where thousands have failed
Joe Phoenix > i have not failed in anything

4. What was your greatest success?
Joe Phoenix > the perfect state
Joe Phoenix > £2.50 and i saved a boys life...
Joe Phoenix > and last time i checked... by corp was fucking great

5. How did you achieve it?
Joe Phoenix > cloaked frigates running around in the shadows...

6. What has been your biggest failure?
Joe Phoenix > to stop the space race
Joe Phoenix > to beat the russians

7. How could you improve yourself?
Joe Phoenix > well im making a formal complaint

8. Are you a leader?
Joe Phoenix > im the leader
Joe Phoenix > not the dictator
Joe Phoenix > WE ARE THE COMMONWEALTH, WE DO NOT SURRENDER, WE DO NOT FALL

9. How do you handle criticism?
Joe Phoenix > it takes one to go againest the tide
Joe Phoenix > my corp mates want me to block all of the IEEE members...
Joe Phoenix > its the bigggest twat corp out there

10. What sort of manager are you?
Joe Phoenix > see you can say im "a shit ceo" and some dumb fucks might believe you
Joe Phoenix > but the truth is im 10x the commander you'l ever be

11. What makes a good manager?
Joe Phoenix > no killing IC members!

12. Do you work well with others? Or are you a loner?
Joe Phoenix > i have no opinion either way

13. Do you need other people around to stimulate you or are you self-motivated?
Joe Phoenix > yer... i do

14. Are you accepted into a team quickly?
Joe Phoenix > haha no

15. Can you act on your own initiative?
Joe Phoenix > still thinking...
Joe Phoenix > nope... i think im ok

16. How do you run a meeting?
Joe Phoenix > how is any speciel effects done

17. What motivates you?
Joe Phoenix > stuff that would really change your life...

18. What management style gets the best results out of you?
Joe Phoenix > im really not bothered

19. Do you know how to motivate other people?
Joe Phoenix > if one of my corp members has a problem, they come to me, we fix the issue, and we work it out
Joe Phoenix > for example
Joe Phoenix > with the war with the SSS
Joe Phoenix > we did have a number of children playing
Joe Phoenix > and the SSS members had a habit of personally attacking these members
Joe Phoenix > i had to comfort a number of children who where extreamly upset my the insults
Joe Phoenix > one was asking me what a "pussy hole" wsa
Joe Phoenix > what am i ment to say to a 10 year old? and then being proclaimed to be a lier, when i have never lied to anyone in eve ever!
Joe Phoenix > that kind of personal insult woulld hurt anyone

20. Are you competitive?
Joe Phoenix > yes yes more battleclinic

21. Are you aggressive?
Joe Phoenix > i am defensive
Joe Phoenix > my corp is not full of newbies
Joe Phoenix > we are contempt, and have no plans to hurt anyone, only to help

22. What do you dislike doing?
Joe Phoenix > i don't cause grief because that is hard
Joe Phoenix > i get really pissed off that most people are idiots like you...

23. Do you feel you are ready to take on greater responsibilities?
Joe Phoenix > iv you'd seen half the things iv seen this week....

24. Can you work under pressure?
Joe Phoenix > no
Joe Phoenix > because no everyone can be trusted atm
Joe Phoenix > somthing you seem to not understand
Joe Phoenix > being extreamly sad

25. How many hours are you prepared to work?
Joe Phoenix > 2.... 3 weeks?

26. Do you mind working for someone older than yourself? Younger than you? Of the opposite sex?
Joe Phoenix > really... i do

27. What interests do you have outside work?
Joe Phoenix > in and out of game i live to make a better world...
Joe Phoenix > i think i should write an autobiography...

28. What is IEEE Std 1471?
Joe Phoenix > IEEE...
Joe Phoenix > i don't care
Joe Phoenix > so how much longer is your investigation going to go for?

29. I am in a band; can I use Creative Commons licenses but still collect statutory royalties such as under statutory licenses for public performances?
Joe Phoenix > yes

30. If I join Air Force ROTC, does that mean I am joining the military?
Joe Phoenix > flying cows...
Joe Phoenix > that didn't come out right...

Joe Phoenix > what a load of crap
Joe Phoenix > i get annoyed at twats like yourself pissing me off..
Joe Phoenix > and when i find the rock your hiding under... im going to grind your head into the concrete

Well there we go Dear Reader, hot from the Atrificial Brane's digital readout to your minds. Make of it what you will.

-D